Karl for Judicial Board
Why? Because he's a crusader for all that is righteous. A heroic defender of the common
good. A long-haired icon of JUSTICE!
|| Top ten reasons why you should vote for Karl:
- He asked you nicely.
- It might do you good someday. You never know when you might need a friend in high places.
- Once he's on Judicial Board, the Wonder Twins will follow.
- You have a secret fetish for facial hair.
- It is his destiny.
- You didn't write anyone in for Activities Rep. It's time to get involved!
- Someone has to dispense swift justice around here.
- Took the time to think up ten reasons why you ought to vote for him.
- Began preparation for Judgment Day in 1963.
- Doesn't need a wig.